Show us the evidence
Upload a calendar screenshot or enter your day manually. Your first roast starts without an account.
AI routine roast
Your calendar is asking to be roasted.
Drop in your day. Get a blunt, funny critique, an efficiency score, and a shareable card that dares everyone else to beat it.
First roast free. No signup required.
Efficiency score
64 / 100
What to expect from a brand-new kind of accountability
No signup ambush
Try one complete roast before making an account.
The joke stays on schedule
We critique habits—not identity, appearance, or protected traits.
Entertainment, labeled honestly
Scores are directional prompts, not scientific verdicts.
The damage report
Three steps between denial and clarity.
A fast, entertainment-first reality check for creators, students, founders, and anyone whose calendar looks busier than it feels.
Take the hit
Brutal Cadence finds wasted gaps, suspiciously long meetings, and habits your to-do list has been politely ignoring.
Post the damage
Get a punchy roast, an efficiency score, and a share-ready card built for replies, rematches, and humblebrags.
More than a punchline
Turn recurring chaos into a pattern you can fix.
Cadence Pro keeps your scores, spots repeat offenders like meeting sprawl and context switching, and gives you one practical experiment for tomorrow.
A weekly readout includes
- Score trend across your week
- Most expensive time leak
- Focus-block consistency
- One behavior to test next
Pricing without productivity theater
Pay only if the joke becomes a habit.
Try the core experience free. Upgrade when you want history, patterns, and fewer repeat offenses.
Quick Roast
$0forever
For the curious, the brave, and the group chat.
- One roast per week
- Manual entry or screenshot
- Efficiency score
- Shareable result card
For repeat offenders
Cadence Pro
$8/ month
For people who want the roast to reveal something useful over time.
Unlimited routine roasts
Weekly score history
Habit and time-leak patterns
Adjustable roast intensity
Private, unbranded exports
One practical next-day challenge
Before you surrender the calendar
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your excuses have had enough airtime
Let the schedule defend itself.
One day in. One honest score out. No account needed for the first roast.